John.

This is the face of my Friday Night.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:54:48 -0400

This is the face of my Friday Night.

your-black-friend: killtheromance: what the fuck did i just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:50:12 -0400

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:49:09 -0400

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

Give me a break.

So this surgeon and I get along really well even though she's an Asian woman in her 60's. She took me out to lunch in this today.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:19:00 -0400

Well. She had me drive.

Today was a good day. =]

storiesslamandstruggles: I’m boiled down to the resin that holds me together. Remember that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:08 -0400

storiesslamandstruggles:

I’m boiled down to the resin that holds me together.

Remember that September, when we first got together?

Walking the river, falling in love,

Getting caught in a downpour.

Submission by: http://ambador.tumblr.com/

In the criminal justice system of Gotham City, the people are represented by three separate, yet...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:19:57 -0400

In the criminal justice system of Gotham City, the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate the crime, The District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the Goddamn Batman.

These are their stories.

As a baby, I was pretty cute. :)

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:45:08 -0400

As a baby, I was pretty cute. :)

I know phoredheadgingergen in person. Beat that.

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:36:30 -0400

I know phoredheadgingergen in person. Beat that.

"What if I just don’t go back."

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:05:19 -0400

“What if I just don’t go back.”

- Me everyday on my lunch break. (via andisen)

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:04:29 -0400

Dude. You're ripped.

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:55:35 -0400

And that’s really great. But they don’t come in 15 packs. Sit down.

send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes or no

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:39:36 -0400

ink-is-best: Good day in Spain

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:41:48 -0400

ink-is-best:

Good day in Spain

Make you feel that way.

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:18:05 -0400

karamaj93: Today it’s live.work.play #vooray #freehatfriday...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:16:36 -0400

karamaj93:

Today it’s live.work.play #vooray #freehatfriday #lrp #army

Totally in violation of 670-1.

Hecka cute though.

lanactrlaltdelrey: Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for...

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:56:10 -0400

lanactrlaltdelrey:

Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay:

“If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen

#i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris #but we ended up...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:59:51 -0400

#i think we all wanted to grow up to be ferris #but we ended up becoming cameron instead

beautilation: “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:56:53 -0400

beautilation:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

thedragonbourneidentity: In Soviet Russia, the pussy licks you

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:53:37 -0400

thedragonbourneidentity:

In Soviet Russia, the pussy licks you

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/ The world is giving back...

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:41:45 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

The world is giving back Doritos. My prayers are being answered.