May 2013
May 20th
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DAMMIT MOFFAT!
May 20th
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I promise I'm not a pessimist.
I’m not jumpin’ I’m just pissin off the precipice.
May 20th
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sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people Give me a break.
May 20th
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So this surgeon and I get along really well even...
Well. She had me drive. Today was a good day. =]
May 20th
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storiesslamandstruggles: I’m boiled down to the resin that holds me together. Remember that September, when we first got together? Walking the river, falling in love,  Getting caught in a downpour. Submission by: http://ambador.tumblr.com/
May 18th
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In the criminal justice system of Gotham City, the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups. The police who investigate the crime, The District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the Goddamn Batman.  These are their stories.
May 18th
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May 14th
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“What if I just don’t go back.”
– Me everyday on my lunch break. (via andisen)
May 12th
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May 12th
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Dude. You're ripped.
And that’s really great. But they don’t come in 15 packs. Sit down.
May 11th
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes...
May 11th
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May 10th
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Make you feel that way.
May 10th
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May 10th
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lanactrlaltdelrey: Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
May 9th
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lokis-army-at-221b: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
May 9th
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Drunk before five? Making a fucking record.
May 8th
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My boss just said
I’ll tell you whut. Like hank hill. I’m dying
May 7th
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My boss just said
I’ll tell you whut. Like hank hill. I’m dying
May 6th
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May 6th
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amberbam: There is an event in Fremont tomorrow called the Mobile Food Truck Rodeo with over 40 food trucks. Want to goooo
May 5th
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I was at the bar tonight.
I was sitting next to this middle aged woman who’s seen some shit, and her husband who I’ve never met before. This lady’s name is Amy. I’ve talked to her a couple of times, and had a couple of drinks, but nothing other than that. So Amy’s husband walks away and she tells me that I’m the sexiest man she’s ever met and she wants to play with my balls. ...
May 5th
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Pencil to the neck Razor to the intertube Bullet to your disrespect I hate your hipster attitude.
May 5th
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Watching memoirs of a geisha.
This movie is deep son.
May 4th
May 2nd
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Lol
I brought my computer to work to see if the wifi works.  Hint: It does. =]
May 2nd
April 2013
Apr 30th
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ListenLet’s take you back to the concrete streets...
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
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So by the way. I went to San Francisco yesterday.
I saw Watsky’s show at the Fillmore. Dumbfoundead and A-1 played, so great. I saw the city and drove around. Nearly killed like 8 people. Drove the Golden Gate. Decided that San Francisco is really beautiful and amazing. Got 2 shirts, 1 is signed by Watsky. Got a Cali Bear Hemp poncho. And a shot glass. It was so incredible. I hope that it could happen again. So many good things...
Apr 27th
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